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Knife puns in 2024

I to the decision to switch to a knife once I started running out of ammunition.

I decided to use my knife to save ammo
– Apparently that’s not allowed in paintball

Doctor Frankenstein created life, via great skill with a surgeon’s knife. Igor loved to say, an easier way,
– Would have been knocking boots with his wife

What’s the difference between someone going to prison and a guy who has a mobile knife sharpening business?
– One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated

What is it that is green as well as dangerous?

In case you ever get involved in a knife fight with a number of clowns, it will be sensible for you to opt for the juggler.

A mugger held me up at knife point, demanding I give all my money…
– So I drew him a map to my ex-wife’s house.

If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns
– Go for the juggler

Pencils that aren’t sharpened are …
– Pointless.

For what reason is a fork more powerful than a knife while you are fighting?
– Because it happens to be a 4 pronged attack!

I saw two blind people fighting…
– and I shouted, “I’m rooting for the one with the knife!” They both ran away.

You brought a pun to a knife fight?
– That wasn’t very sharp….

A man struggled to cut up his dinner.- His wife asked, “what’s wrong, hunny?”
– The man sighed, and said: “This knife just isn’t gonna cut it.”

Make a pair of scissors, specifically designed to cut paper, made out of sharpened stone.
– Call them “Rock Paper Scissors.

At present, they have permanently banned me from the paintball tournament.

After using a knife….
…I always lick it clean.

I was walking down the street with a friend and we saw two blind guys fighting
– We got closer and I said “My bet is on the one with the knife.”
– They both ran

Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology

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