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Knife puns in 2025

What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
– A pairing knife

Used a dad joke on my dad
– He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. “Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless.”

My muggings have become much more successful since then.

Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife?
– A knife has a point

Whenever I see some initials carved into a tree with some hearts, I also think it’s romantic.
– Two lovers on a date in the wood and one of them carrying a knife for some reason

I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago.
– After that my mugging attempts have been very successful

Why don’t blind people sharpen pencils?
-They don’t see the point.

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