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Knitting puns in 2025

What’s the appeal of round-tipped knitting needles?
– They seem pointless.

A man stopped replaced his knitting needles with a sewing machine. “They all look pointless to me now”, he said.

I have my first wool store opening tomorrow. “I hope it goes wool”, my mother prayed.

Housework is for those who do not know how to knit.

It’s easy to thread down the wrong path when you get carried away whilst knitting.

A woman had a lot of trouble trusting her knitting friend. She thought her friend always spun a yarn.

My father was having a hard time handling all of the farm animals on his own. He needles all the support he can get.

Cows love to knit in their own yarn

I suspect my friend has an unhealthy addiction to knitting quilts.
– I have seen all the patterns.

Tyrone got his knit together

The first man who invented wool discovered it by shear accident.

Knitting gets under my skein.

My friend has a lot of friends in her knitting class. Apparently, they’re a tight knit bunch.

Some needle jokes are so funny that they’ll leave you in stitches.

If you’re not good with one type of wool, you should quit before you waste too much material. It’s not worthwool.

Knitting is cheaper than therapy

Have you heard about the guy going around different towns and jabbing people with knitting needles?
– Police believe he is following some sort of pattern

Do you knit?
Knittaz 4 life
What up my knittah

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