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Knitting puns in 2024

I don’t like getting injections because I think my skin is too soft for needles. What can I say, I guess I’m really vein about my skin.

A new movie released last week showed a sheep as a high-end banker. It was called “Woolf of Wall Street”.

Are you really new to knitting? Don’t rib me.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
– Because they keep dropping their needles!

A pie fashioned with needles is often called a porcupie.

You can only get really expensive yarn through shear luck and woolpower.

People who knit often get very stream-stressed.

A woman with kleptomania was only able to knit sweaters made out of steel. She used to steel all the wool.

My friend accidentally dropped her wool while knitting. “Don’t worry, knit happens”, I chuckled.

I knit to unwind.

Woman driving along the road while knitting. Cop rolls down his window and shouts “Pullover maam”!
– Woman shouts back, “no actually, its a scarf.”

You will always find the needle near a swimming spool during his summer vacations.

This Halloween I’m going to dress my pet sheep like a wolf. I’ll call him ‘Woolverine’.

When I started knitting I forgot how to cook

Serial killers that knit are easy to find. All you have to do is follow the patterns.

My grandmother is a very wise knitter. She offers a lot of purls of wisdom that can be applied to everyday life.

Papa needle wore a suit for his son’s school graduation. “You’re looking really sharp”, remarked his son.

All fancy yarn traders live on wool street.

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