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Knitting puns in 2025

It’s easy to spot if someone is a knitting addict. They always have a stitch policy about who can use their needles.

Using forest logs is a sheep method to ignite a fire.

Halo. Do you like to knit?

A woman had to get her knitting needles fixed. They just didn’t seam right.

The balloon often goes to various needle concerts. He wants to become a pop star someday.

I can’t believe I didn’t find out about the yarn theft before. The robber was easily able to pull the wool over my eyes.

If you want to know about string

The mother of my children just finished knitting a scarf
She wrapped it around her neck, and got her mouth and nose covered as well:

Me: Hey, you look like a wooligan!

She: … (glaring..) and you look awfully proud of yourself.

Indeed I was.

Knitted necklaces are really expensive because they’re made with handcrafted purls.

A needle and a thread were playing hide and seek. “I can sew you!”, yelled the thread when he spotted the needle.

A day without knitting in pointless.

I go to the World Knitting Competition every year. It’s quite knots.

Christmas trees are the worst knitters. You’ll find them constantly dropping their needles.

Tommy the knitter accidentally left a hole in my jumper. When I showed him the jumper, he said “Darn it”.

I knit of my own I-cord.

People say crochet is like knitting,
– but it’s knot.

There’s no reason for me to joke about a dull needle. It’s all pointless.

My cat had a near death experience after she fell on a pile of yarn needles. Thank God, she’s alive and wool.

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