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Knitting puns in 2025

Knitting is cheaper than therapy

My friend has a lot of friends in her knitting class. Apparently, they’re a tight knit bunch.

Some needle jokes are so funny that they’ll leave you in stitches.

If you’re not good with one type of wool, you should quit before you waste too much material. It’s not worthwool.

We’re a tight-knit bunch.

Have you heard about the guy going around different towns and jabbing people with knitting needles?
– Police believe he is following some sort of pattern

Do you knit?
Knittaz 4 life
What up my knittah

A needle teenager really wanted to go to a movie. “Can I please have some cash?
– I needle some change for the film”, he begged his father.

Halo. Do you like to knit?

A woman had to get her knitting needles fixed. They just didn’t seam right.

It’s easy to spot if someone is a knitting addict. They always have a stitch policy about who can use their needles.

Using forest logs is a sheep method to ignite a fire.

If you want to know about string

The mother of my children just finished knitting a scarf
She wrapped it around her neck, and got her mouth and nose covered as well:

Me: Hey, you look like a wooligan!

She: … (glaring..) and you look awfully proud of yourself.

Indeed I was.

The balloon often goes to various needle concerts. He wants to become a pop star someday.

I can’t believe I didn’t find out about the yarn theft before. The robber was easily able to pull the wool over my eyes.

A day without knitting in pointless.

I go to the World Knitting Competition every year. It’s quite knots.

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