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Knitting puns in 2025

I have to spend the next 5 days buying new wool sweaters for Christmas. Christmas shopping wool be the cause of my death.

Another mistake? Are you frogging knitting me?

You’ll never find sheep in high-end restaurants. They dislike being carded.

I had to work with a lot of needles in my first job. It was sew boring.

Papa sheep told his son about how he had asked mama sheep to marry him. “I asked her wool you be mine”, he confessed.

I’ve been trying out some new knitting patterns, but I think my yarn is too thin
– Sorry wrong thread

Tyrone got his knit together

My grandma really never thought that her husband would be the wool thief. He succeeded in putting the wool over her eyes.

Everything seams better when I’m knitting.

Make sure you don’t leave a knitting story in the middle. Otherwise, it will unravel.

I don’t like getting injections because I think my skin is too soft for needles. What can I say, I guess I’m really vein about my skin.

A new movie released last week showed a sheep as a high-end banker. It was called “Woolf of Wall Street”.

Are you really new to knitting? Don’t rib me.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
– Because they keep dropping their needles!

A pie fashioned with needles is often called a porcupie.

You can only get really expensive yarn through shear luck and woolpower.

People who knit often get very stream-stressed.

A woman with kleptomania was only able to knit sweaters made out of steel. She used to steel all the wool.

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