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Knitting puns in 2025

Using forest logs is a sheep method to ignite a fire.

Halo. Do you like to knit?

The mother of my children just finished knitting a scarf
She wrapped it around her neck, and got her mouth and nose covered as well:

Me: Hey, you look like a wooligan!

She: … (glaring..) and you look awfully proud of yourself.

Indeed I was.

The balloon often goes to various needle concerts. He wants to become a pop star someday.

I can’t believe I didn’t find out about the yarn theft before. The robber was easily able to pull the wool over my eyes.

If you want to know about string

I go to the World Knitting Competition every year. It’s quite knots.

Knitted necklaces are really expensive because they’re made with handcrafted purls.

A needle and a thread were playing hide and seek. “I can sew you!”, yelled the thread when he spotted the needle.

A day without knitting in pointless.

People say crochet is like knitting,
– but it’s knot.

Christmas trees are the worst knitters. You’ll find them constantly dropping their needles.

Tommy the knitter accidentally left a hole in my jumper. When I showed him the jumper, he said “Darn it”.

I knit of my own I-cord.

My friend, a knitter, has a really hard time finding appropriate transportation
– because she lives in the mountains. She can only use a cable car.

There’s no reason for me to joke about a dull needle. It’s all pointless.

My cat had a near death experience after she fell on a pile of yarn needles. Thank God, she’s alive and wool.

You can make fun about my knitting, but remember, I’m the one with the pointy sticks.

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