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Koala puns in 2025

Koalas don’t own shoes, they always go bear foot.

What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?
– Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.

What happened when the koala family gathering got out of control?
– Cops were koalaed the cops by one of the neighbors.

What does a busy koala do before fixing a day to go on a date?
– It checks its koala-nder.

What is a koala bear’s favorite drink?
– A koka- koala.

How was the movie stopped by the little koala bear?
– The paws button was hit by her.

What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol?
– Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!

What do you call a koala in a serious relationship with a tree?
– A match made in heaven.

What do koala bears do when they are happy?
– They jump for joey.

What soft beverage a koala likes the most?
– Obviously, Koka-Koala.

What would a koala with a negative personality be called?
-The bearer of an unpleasant article.

There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.

What is green, gross and smells like eucalyptus?
– Koala puke.

Where do you take a koala after its expiration?
-To an old bearial site.

What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world?
– They fight for ekoalaty!

Koalas love celebrating Christmas. Their favorite Christmas song is, “Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala la la la-la la la la.

Koalas are great production managers, they are always concerned about product koala-ty.

How did the koala bear be selected for the job that provides a large amount of salary?
– The koala bear had every koalafications that was required for the job.

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