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Koala puns in 2024

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?
– Bearies.

Why wasn’t the koala bear selected for the job?
– Because he was not koalafied for the job.

Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this?
– By going back to koalage.

What do you call a koala who doesn’t meet up with the requirements?
– Unkoala-fied.

The koala in the choir sings bearitone.

How do koalas get fit?
– They do bearobics.

Koalas are so adorable and caring. They give each other the best koalaty hugs.

How do you recognize a marsupial who is a priest?
– It has a white koaller around its neck.

Why is junk food liked by koalas?
– Because it is not easy for them to catch.

Where do koalas go to settle legal matters?
– A kangaroo court!

What’s the first thing a koala says when he picks a call?
– Hello, thanks for koal-ing.

And what do they do to stay fit?
– Bearobics.

Why was a lot of eucalyptus eaten by the koala bears?
– Because the koala couldn’t really leaf those eucalyptus unaccompanied.

How do koalas eat eucalyptus?
– With their bear hands.

Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable?
– Koalaflower.

What’s a marsupial’s favorite vacation destination?
– Koala Lumpur.

Koala puns are so funny, their unbearlievable.

What city do most koala film entertainers live in?
– Obviously In Koalawood, Koalafornia.

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