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Koala puns in 2025

What is tiny, slightly purple and covered with far?
-A koala bear willfully stop breathing for a short period of time.

Why do koala bears make hard workers?
– They never paws for breaks.

Where do most koala movie stars live?
– In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!

What is the film industry called in koala country?
– Koalawood.

What would a teethless koala be called?
– A gummy bear.

What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant?
– He got embearassed.

Koalas don’t shrink when facing bad circumstances, they just grin and bear it.

Ever wondered why koalas never wear shoes?
– It’s because they love being bearfoot

What was written by the koala in the Valentine’s Day card for his ladylove?
– I adore you-calyptus.

What did the koala radio presenter say before going to a commercial break?
– We’re going to have a small paws for commercials.

How do koalas stay in shape?
– They do bearobics.

And what made it fail the test?
– It was high on eucalyptus.

How would you understand when the infant koala bears are delighted?
– Baby koalas will be seen jumping for joey.

What is done by a koala before they make any type of choice?
– His koalander was always checked by him.

Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.

And, their actors and actresses live in?
– Koalafornia.

What did the koala bear write in a valentines day card?
– I love you-calyptus.

What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work?
– A wheelbearow.

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