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Koala puns in 2025

What soft drink do koalas love the most?
– Coca koala.

I asked a koala how he turned out so educated. He said he went back to koalege.

What is done by koalas when they notice any social mistreatment happening in the society?
– They don’t hesitate to protest for ekoalaty.

How do koalas never stay out of their shape?
– Koalas do bearobics.

What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you?
– A bite-mare.

What did the marsupial say when it took a driving test?
– Now, I am koalafied to drive.

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