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Lawyer puns in 2025

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are

Alligators make good lawyers because they are efficient a-litigators.

How many advocate mockeries are there?
– Just three. The rest of them are real stories.

Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.

Girl, you’re testi-fine.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

What separates a vacuum cleaner and an advocate on a motorbike?
– There is a dirt bag on the inside of a vacuum cleaner.

My friend Robert is a lawyer who specializes in helping convicted people by getting their records erased permanently. Everyone calls him…
Expunge Bob

I want to convict you for stealing my heart out of the blue and making me happy forever

The judge charged the attorney who killed her yoga instructor with pre-meditated murder.

​Legal coffee expert – barrister (barista)

What is the similarity between a decent lawyer and a dinosaur?
– They’re both don’t exist anymore.

When I become a lawyer, I want to defend a penguin….
Just so I can say, “Your honour!! My client clearly isn’t a flight risk.”

For lunch, the lawyer worked on Cole’s law.

Let’s just say, boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.

What separates a female advocate and a pitbull?
– Lipstick.

Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement, but it’s up to you to close.

My friend, a lawyer, stole my tuxedo after my wedding. I’m filing a lawsuit against him tomorrow morning.

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