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Lawyer puns in 2025

A young advocate expired and reached heaven (astonishing we know!).

Right at this moment, we can become lawyers who will defend all our love from any conflict.

Are you a lawyer?
– Because you’re the proseCUTEST

The police knocked over a man’s lamp while searching his apartment for clues related to a robbery. “That wasn’t warranted!”, he exclaimed.

Why did the lawyer have so much trouble fighting Santa’s case?
– He came with a clause.

What separates an advocate and a trampoline?
– Your shoes are taken off by you before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
– ‘Cause it was in a jam!

Can I get your number?
– One call, that’s all.

A mirror was busted by me and earned seven years of unhappiness but my advocate assumes he will be able to get me five.

Why were snakes made by God just before advocates?
– To practice.

Did you know that lawyers are buried 12 feet deep when they die?
– Apparently deep down they are good people.

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, but you want me to, don’t you?

Is that an amicus curiae, or are you just happy to see me?

What is that one thing that never helps when it is resolved?
– A jury.

Let me just defend myself from being unwarily falling for someone pretty as you are tonight

Abraham Lincoln never had to call for a lawyer
– because he was already in a cent.

Why are lawyers always so charming?
– Because they have their own appeal.

Just be who you are; I’m not the one to judge.

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