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Lawyer puns in 2024

Is that an amicus curiae, or are you just happy to see me?

A mirror was busted by me and earned seven years of unhappiness but my advocate assumes he will be able to get me five.

Why were snakes made by God just before advocates?
– To practice.

Did you know that lawyers are buried 12 feet deep when they die?
– Apparently deep down they are good people.

Abraham Lincoln never had to call for a lawyer
– because he was already in a cent.

Why are lawyers always so charming?
– Because they have their own appeal.

What is that one thing that never helps when it is resolved?
– A jury.

Let me just defend myself from being unwarily falling for someone pretty as you are tonight

A lawyer got summoned in court for drying his clothes on the edge of a cliff. The judge warned him and gave him a suspended sentence.

Just be who you are; I’m not the one to judge.

What separates a lawyer and a leech?
– If you expire, a leech will never suck your blood.

Gotta be a lawyer pursuing rap
– Call myself the bar inspector

The semicolon who committed the neighborhood robberies was administered two consecutive sentences by the lawyer.

My father was a lawyer for 25 years before he went to culinary school. Now, he’s a sue chef.

What did the advocate name his son?
– Sue.

I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.

The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer
– Everything he did was pro Bono

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption

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