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Lawyer puns in 2025

What’s a lawyer’s least favorite cheese?
– Pro-vlono

A lawyer went to his local restaurant to wind down after a complicated trial. “What would you like with your orange juice?”, the waiter asked. “Just ice”, he replied.

A photograph hurriedly rushed into his attorney’s office and screamed, “I think someone is framing me!”.

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

My lawyer is not an unsmart guy.
– His earnings come from my offenses.

Tailor: you said the there was one hole the pocket only, there are definitely more!
– Lawyer: I lied, sew me!

Are you a lawyer?
– Because you’re the proseCUTEST

The police knocked over a man’s lamp while searching his apartment for clues related to a robbery. “That wasn’t warranted!”, he exclaimed.

A young advocate expired and reached heaven (astonishing we know!).

Right at this moment, we can become lawyers who will defend all our love from any conflict.

Can I get your number?
– One call, that’s all.

Why did the lawyer have so much trouble fighting Santa’s case?
– He came with a clause.

What separates an advocate and a trampoline?
– Your shoes are taken off by you before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
– ‘Cause it was in a jam!

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, but you want me to, don’t you?

Is that an amicus curiae, or are you just happy to see me?

A mirror was busted by me and earned seven years of unhappiness but my advocate assumes he will be able to get me five.

Why were snakes made by God just before advocates?
– To practice.

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