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Lawyer puns in 2025

The bulb was relieved when his lawyer told him that he’d only been charged with a light sentence.

Incontinent lawyers regularly check their briefs

What would 25 skydiving lawyers be called?
– Skeet.

My lawyer advised me of a hernia mesh replacement lawsuit
– Sounds like a huge pain in the butt

I am a good lawyer, and I like to be on top of things

A lawyer got her last name changed to Demenor, so now everyone in the law office calls her Miss Demenor.

An advocate who specializes in criminal law is redundant.

Are you my lawyer?
– Because you should be screwing me.

Hey boy, if I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.

How did the lawyer know that the knight wasn’t the culprit?
– He had an iron-clad alibi!

What separates an advocate and a boxing referee?
– A boxing referee doesn’t earn any pay off for an extended fight.

The lawyer always kept losing his cases
– He didn’t mind cause he was practicing

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