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Lemon puns in 2025

The search for the stolen lemons was fruitless.

Lemons always apply suntan lotion because they peel at all time.

Who is the most favorite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

The lemon went to the doctor because it had a sour stomach.

If a lemon curd, it would.

When a lemon works overtime it gets paid half a lime.

When you face a dilemma in life, just make di-lemonade.

The next person that asks for a concoction of lemon juice, pineapple juice, and orange juice with fruits is getting a punch.

All you seed is love!

The lemon is feeling said she just lost her zest.

What should you do when you meet an injured lemon?
– Give it lemon aid.

We wish you the zest birthday!

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

What do you call a dancing pie?
– Lemon Merengue.

When you bump into a lemon it says “sour you doing?”

Which type of lemon often to social works?
– Lemon Aid

Which type of citrus fruit is green and bitter?
– Lemon in a green jumper.

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip!

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