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Lemon puns in 2025

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

The lemon visits the doctor because it is not peeling well.

You are always my main squeeze.

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

When life gives you a lemon, just find a friend with salt and tequila to enjoy a party.

When a lemon works overtime it gets paid half a lime.

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.

How can we make lemons drop?
– Hold them high and then just let go.

The lemon is feeling said, she just lost her zest.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

The lemon failed its driving test because it kept peeling out.

Do you know that limes and lemons often fight with each other?
– They are actually bitter components.

How can we make a lemon puff?
– Just chase the lemon round a garden.

My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store. But I have no idea how to tell if the lemon is in a relationship or not!

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