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Lemon puns in 2024

My girlfriend keeps rubbing lemon skin all over herself. I think she’s pozest!

When the lemon proposed it pipped the question.

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

Who is the most favourite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

Why does the lemon do everything himself?
– It is because the banana has split.

The lemon failed its driving test because it kept peeling out.

A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

What is the most common health problem in lemons?
– Sour stomach.

Carpe lemon – squeeze the day!

Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today. Turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.

The lemon didn’t do well at school because it couldn’t concentrate.

When the bullies come, the lemon has to hide because it is yellow.

What would the lemon say to the tomato in salads?
– “Give me a squeeze!”

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