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Lemon puns in 2025

A lemon went for dinner with a lemon couple and felt like a fifth peel.

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

The reason why the lemon fails the driving test is that it always peels out.

People laugh when the lemon says it has a new car until they see its new lemon-sine.

People laugh when the lemon says it has a new car until they see its new lemon-sine.

What is yellow and solves your problems?
– Lemonade because it’s yellow and aids to solve your problems!

The lemon went to the doctor because it had a sour stomach.

I went to the grocery store yesterday to purchase some lemons, but it did not have any left. It was a fruitless shopping trip.

When you face a dilemma in life, just make di-lemonade.

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

The next person that asks for a concoction of lemon juice, pineapple juice, and orange juice with fruits is getting a punch.

In the birthday of its son, the lemon wishes him having a soury birthday.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed peelings.

A lemon was given only one minute to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

The lemon visited the doctor because it was not peeling well.

The lemon father does not approve with his son because she is a little bit tart.

Which type of citrus fruit is green and bitter?
– It is a lemon on a green jumper.

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