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Lemon puns in 2025

Which type of citrus fruit is green and bitter?
– Lemon in a green jumper.

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip!

The lemon meringue was a bit sad because she lost her zest for life.

A lemon uses pickup limes to get a date.

The lemon is feeling so stressed and sad because she just lost her zest forever.

The lemon visited the doctor because it was not peeling well.

Take a walk on the wild seed!

One lemon said to the other lemon, “we are zest friends forever!”

After the lemon sleeps with a hooker, it suffers from lemon AIDS.

Why does the lemon stop when it is crossing the street?
– Because it runs out of juice.

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

What kind of lemon performs for charity?
– Lemon Aid.

A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

My mother has just lost her job at a lemon juice store because she cannot concentrate.

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store because I couldn’t concentrate.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed fillings.

The lemon stopped in the road because it ran out of juice.

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