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Lemon puns in 2024

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.

How can we make lemons drop?
– Hold them high and then just let go.

The lemon is feeling said, she just lost her zest.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

The lemon failed its driving test because it kept peeling out.

Do you know that limes and lemons often fight with each other?
– They are actually bitter components.

How can we make a lemon puff?
– Just chase the lemon round a garden.

My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store. But I have no idea how to tell if the lemon is in a relationship or not!

My girlfriend keeps rubbing lemon skin all over herself. I think she’s pozest!

When the lemon proposed it pipped the question.

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

Who is the most favourite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

Why does the lemon do everything himself?
– It is because the banana has split.

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