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Lemon puns in 2024

My girlfriend keeps rubbing lemon skin all over herself. I think she’s pozest!

The lemon failed its driving test because it kept peeling out.

Do you know that limes and lemons often fight with each other?
– They are actually bitter components.

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

When the lemon proposed it pipped the question.

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

Why does the lemon do everything himself?
– It is because the banana has split.

The lemon failed its driving test because it kept peeling out.

A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

Who is the most favourite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

Carpe lemon – squeeze the day!

Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today. Turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

What is the most common health problem in lemons?
– Sour stomach.

What would the lemon say to the tomato in salads?
– “Give me a squeeze!”

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