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Lemon puns in 2025

Lemonade is always willing to help homeless lemons.

The lemon decided to hang out with a prune because it could not find a date.

When lemons start fighting all hell breaks juice!

Needless to say, the search for the stolen lemon tree remained fruitless.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

The lemon decides to hang out with a prune because it cannot find a date.

You’re my main squeeze!

Lemon and limes love to fight. They are bitter rivals.

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are desserted!

Lemon and limes love to fight. They are bitter rivals.

What would the lemon say to the tomato in salads?
– “Please give me a squeeze!”

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are deserted!

Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
– They got lime disease.

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

If life gives you a lemon, see a doctor immediately because you are dyslexic.

The lemon daughter says to her dad: “Daddy, you are always the zest!

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

“This lemon is too sour” he said bitterly.

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