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Lemon puns in 2025

Lemon and limes love to fight. They are bitter rivals.

What would the lemon say to the tomato in salads?
– “Please give me a squeeze!”

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are deserted!

Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
– They got lime disease.

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

If life gives you a lemon, see a doctor immediately because you are dyslexic.

The lemon daughter says to her dad: “Daddy, you are always the zest!

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

“This lemon is too sour” he said bitterly.

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.

A dancing pie is also known as a Lemon Merengue.

Why was the lemon by himself?
– Because the banana split.

If a lemon curd, it would.

What do you call it when you eat lemons at sunset?
– The golden sour.

A dancing pie is also known as a lemon merengue.

The lemon robbed the bank with its partner in lime.

When we cross a dinosaur and a lemon, we have a Tyranno-sour-est Rex, which is one of the most powerful and aggressive species on Earth millions of years ago.

The peel good factor.

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