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Lemon puns in 2025

One lemon said to the other lemon, “we are zest friends forever!”

After the lemon sleeps with a hooker, it suffers from lemon AIDS.

Why does the lemon stop when it is crossing the street?
– Because it runs out of juice.

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

What kind of lemon performs for charity?
– Lemon Aid.

A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

My mother has just lost her job at a lemon juice store because she cannot concentrate.

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store because I couldn’t concentrate.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed fillings.

The lemon stopped in the road because it ran out of juice.

Who would like to hang out and date a sour grape?
– Perhaps Liz Lemon.

The lemon robbed the bank with its partner in lime.

A lemon went for dinner with a lemon couple and felt like a fifth peel.

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

The reason why the lemon fails the driving test is that it always peels out.

People laugh when the lemon says it has a new car until they see its new lemon-sine.

People laugh when the lemon says it has a new car until they see its new lemon-sine.

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