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Lemon puns in 2024

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.

A dancing pie is also known as a Lemon Merengue.

Why was the lemon by himself?
– Because the banana split.

If a lemon curd, it would.

What do you call it when you eat lemons at sunset?
– The golden sour.

A dancing pie is also known as a lemon merengue.

The lemon robbed the bank with its partner in lime.

When we cross a dinosaur and a lemon, we have a Tyranno-sour-est Rex, which is one of the most powerful and aggressive species on Earth millions of years ago.

The peel good factor.

Bitter late than never!

A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

If life gives you a lemon, just make lemonade.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!

When life gives you lemons, just find salt and tequila and enjoy the party!

Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
– It ran out of juice.

The search for the stolen lemons was fruitless.

Lemons always apply suntan lotion because they peel at all time.

Who is the most favorite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

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