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Lemon puns in 2025

A lemon was given only one minute to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

The lemon visited the doctor because it was not peeling well.

The lemon father does not approve with his son because she is a little bit tart.

Which type of citrus fruit is green and bitter?
– It is a lemon on a green jumper.

One lemon said to the other lemon, “we are zest friends forever!”

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

“This lemon is too sour,” he said bitterly.

What does the lime say to the lemon?
– “Sour you doing?”

The lemon finally proposed and pipped the question.

I can’t wait to squeeze you!

I just lost my job at the lemonade store because I cannot concentrate.

When lemons start fighting all hell breaks juice.

Do you know which yellow thing would help you deal with the issues easier?
– Lemonade. Because it is yellow and aid would solve your problems.

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

A lemon uses pickup limes to get a date.

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

The lemon visits the doctor because it is not peeling well.

You are always my main squeeze.

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