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Lemon puns in 2025

I can’t wait to squeeze you!

I just lost my job at the lemonade store because I cannot concentrate.

When lemons start fighting all hell breaks juice.

Do you know which yellow thing would help you deal with the issues easier?
– Lemonade. Because it is yellow and aid would solve your problems.

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

A lemon uses pickup limes to get a date.

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

The lemon visits the doctor because it is not peeling well.

You are always my main squeeze.

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

When life gives you a lemon, just find a friend with salt and tequila to enjoy a party.

When a lemon works overtime it gets paid half a lime.

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.

How can we make lemons drop?
– Hold them high and then just let go.

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