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Lettuce puns in 2025
Lettuce in.
A truck carrying salad vegetables tipped over on the highway. The police asked everyone to romaine calm.
“Lettuce eat!”
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad but there was non-romaining.
wanna taco aboute jesus ? lettuce pray.
The server asked a man what kind of lettuce he wanted in his salad. He asked for all of them. He wanted to leaf his options open.
Lettuce pray!
Why is iceberg lettuce so dangerous?because 90% of it is below the surface.
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg
lettuce out.
A man went to watch a vegetable beauty pageant. “I wonder who’ll win,” he said to the person next to him. “Romaines to be seen,” his neighbor replied.
“Lettuce celebrate!”
Hear about the romaine lettuce recall?everyone was tossing their salads!
lettuce party the night away.
A frisée lettuce was the DJ at the tomato’s birthday party. “Lettuce, turnip the beet,” the tomato said.
Lettuce discuss this further.
What kind of salad can sink a ship?one made with the iceburg lettuce!
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