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Lettuce puns in 2024

Lettuce Romaine Calm

What do you call leftover lettuce? the Romaines

We don’t want to romaine here anymore.

A man got his girlfriend a bouquet made of lettuce. She thought it was very romaine-tic.

 “Absent without leaf.”

Lettuce in on the joke

The lettuce was running late. She got all of a spin-ach.

Lettuce do our best.

What did the sandwich say to the doorman?lettuce in.

there was none Romaine-ing lettuce

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?A chicken sees-a-salad.

“Lettuce travel!”

Everyone says the romaine is very kind. He’s really got a big heart.

“Leaf your options open.”

Well, that romaines to be seen.”

A lettuce took a road trip. She went to Kale-ifornia.

If there is any problem… please lettuce know.

A cabbage said to a DJ “lettuce turnip the beet”

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