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Lettuce puns in 2025

Hear about the romaine lettuce recall?everyone was tossing their salads!

lettuce party the night away.

A frisée lettuce was the DJ at the tomato’s birthday party. “Lettuce, turnip the beet,” the tomato said.

Lettuce discuss this further.

What kind of salad can sink a ship?one made with the iceburg lettuce!

Tomorrow romains to be seen.

Lettuce ketchup

Why did Lady Gaga throw the lettuce out cause it was a bad romain.

This pile of leaves told us it was spinach but it turned out to be romaine. It lettuce to the wrong conclusion.

“You’ve lettuce down the wrong path!

How do you write “lettuce” in Romaine numerals?

Romain calm and carrot on.

Lettuce know if you’ve got any more leaf jokes.

Lettuce always be friends.

Lettuce have a laugh at this

Lettuce know how we did

knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya

“Only the strong will *Romaine*!”

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