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Lettuce puns in 2025

Lettuce be funny

Call and lettuce know if you can make it to the salad eating contest.

You are so romain-tic.

“I told you to get iceberg lettuce!”Romain calm….I’ll go back to the store.

this may be just the tip of ice berg.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? – Iceberg.

Lettuce in.

A truck carrying salad vegetables tipped over on the highway. The police asked everyone to romaine calm.

“Lettuce eat!”

I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad but there was non-romaining.

wanna taco aboute jesus ? lettuce pray.

The server asked a man what kind of lettuce he wanted in his salad. He asked for all of them. He wanted to leaf his options open.

Lettuce pray!

Why is iceberg lettuce so dangerous?because 90% of it is below the surface.

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

lettuce out.

A man went to watch a vegetable beauty pageant. “I wonder who’ll win,” he said to the person next to him. “Romaines to be seen,” his neighbor replied.

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