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Lettuce puns in 2025

 “Leaf no stone unturned”

Did you hear Elton John hates lettuce?he is more of a rocket man

A lettuce was trying to lay carpet in its new house. It was a-rug-ula.

please romain calm!.

We don’t want to romaine here anymore.

Lettuce Romaine Calm

What do you call leftover lettuce? the Romaines

Lettuce in on the joke

A man got his girlfriend a bouquet made of lettuce. She thought it was very romaine-tic.

 “Absent without leaf.”

What did the sandwich say to the doorman?lettuce in.

The lettuce was running late. She got all of a spin-ach.

Lettuce do our best.

“Lettuce travel!”

there was none Romaine-ing lettuce

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?A chicken sees-a-salad.

Well, that romaines to be seen.”

Everyone says the romaine is very kind. He’s really got a big heart.

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