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Light puns in 2024

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

I was trying to think of some way to find my keys in the dark.
– Suddenly, a bright idea struck me.

I always wondered about the weight of a lamp.
– My friend said that they’re actually pretty light.

I just want one single LIGHT of that birth day cake of yours

One day, the inn-keeper told a bulb to take some food with him on his journey.
– The bulb said, “No, I travel light.”

I’ve decided that I’ll walk into every room with a lantern in my hand.
– So that everybody knows that I light up any room I go to.

I accidentally got hit on my head with a broom last night. Gotta say, I
– t was not my brightest moment.

You have such a LIGHT future ahead

I was at work yesterday and my boss told me, “lighten up”.
– I guess that’s fair. I am after all an electrician working at the theatre.

The globe and the lamp were having a conversation.
– The globe said, “You light up my world”.

I bought my sister some candles for her room. It looked pretty lit.

“did you go to the light show?”

– “Yeah it was lit”

God created alternating light and darkness for 24 hours.
– When an angel asked him what he was going to name it,
– God said, “I’ll call it a day.”

Plants are always very thin.
– That’s because they eat light.

I missed my LIGHT today

Electricity was installed for the first time in an English castle.
– That marked the introduction of the first knight-light.

You are taller than him, I think your BRIGHT is more than his

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