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Light puns in 2025

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

I was trying to think of some way to find my keys in the dark.
– Suddenly, a bright idea struck me.

I always wondered about the weight of a lamp.
– My friend said that they’re actually pretty light.

I just want one single LIGHT of that birth day cake of yours

One day, the inn-keeper told a bulb to take some food with him on his journey.
– The bulb said, “No, I travel light.”

I’ve decided that I’ll walk into every room with a lantern in my hand.
– So that everybody knows that I light up any room I go to.

I accidentally got hit on my head with a broom last night. Gotta say, I
– t was not my brightest moment.

I just wish for your LIGHT future

There was a monk who used to meditate with a light bulb on.
– He hoped that it would help him reach enlightenment.

I should had listened to you as you were BRIGHT about him

I just flying LIGHT

I think something is wrong with my lamp. Because it seems a little light-headed.
– I’d like to know if anyone has any bright ideas on what to do about it.

Our electrician needed to change a few fluorescent lamps to brighten up the large conference room in our office.
– When I asked if he needed any help carrying them.
– He just told me, “no, this is light”.

Candles were used for the first time on a birthday cake by the people who just wanted to make light of their age.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

My friend was putting up Christmas lights when they got stuck in her hair. After that, she became pretty light-headed.

It is such a wonderful as well as the most beautiful experience to be a BRIGHT

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