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Light puns in 2025

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

I was trying to think of some way to find my keys in the dark.
– Suddenly, a bright idea struck me.

I always wondered about the weight of a lamp.
– My friend said that they’re actually pretty light.

I just want one single LIGHT of that birth day cake of yours

One day, the inn-keeper told a bulb to take some food with him on his journey.
– The bulb said, “No, I travel light.”

I’ve decided that I’ll walk into every room with a lantern in my hand.
– So that everybody knows that I light up any room I go to.

I accidentally got hit on my head with a broom last night. Gotta say, I
– t was not my brightest moment.

Stop LIGHTING you both and behave like good children

Why are you LIGHT to school today

I just got a job of installing lightbulbs today.
– The future seems quite bright.

Some friends went on a trip to the bulb emporium.
– They said it was Illuminating.

You must GLOW all the candles on your birth day cake

There was an advert in our area that read,
– “Try the soup that travels at the speed of light”.
– I thought they should name it ‘fast food’.

Could you increase some LIGHTNESS in my picture

I like lamps. Because they’re very enlightening.

My friend was a heavy lifter. I told her to stay away from torches at the gym.
– They’re quite lightweight.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
– Just turn off the Lights

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