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Light puns in 2025

My mother uses only Saffole
– LIGHT Oil for cooking all the food

You must LIGHT a letter to her

The light bulb failed his math quiz in school. It’s probably because he wasn’t too bright.

I was planting a light bulb in my garden.
– My dad came out and wondered aloud if that would grow into some power plant.

What is your BRIGHT

I bought my son a refrigerator on his birthday.
– His face lit up when he opened the door.

When I was in college, I was really poor and couldn’t pay my electric bills for a while.
– Those were some dark times.

My bedroom light went out yesterday.
– I still haven’t any idea where it went.

There’s a way of lighting candles even when you don’t have matches.
– You just have to cut a bit off of the candle, so that it becomes a little lighter.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
– Just Juan.

You have such a LIGHT future ahead

I was at work yesterday and my boss told me, “lighten up”.
– I guess that’s fair. I am after all an electrician working at the theatre.

The globe and the lamp were having a conversation.
– The globe said, “You light up my world”.

I bought my sister some candles for her room. It looked pretty lit.

“did you go to the light show?”

– “Yeah it was lit”

God created alternating light and darkness for 24 hours.
– When an angel asked him what he was going to name it,
– God said, “I’ll call it a day.”

Plants are always very thin.
– That’s because they eat light.

I missed my LIGHT today

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