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Light puns in 2024

The theme of that party is Black and LIGHT

I went out in the hall and It was a little dim, so I lit the lamps.
– I have a lot of bright ideas.

It was a foggy winter night and I saw some lights outside my home.
– I kept wondering if the lights were real, or if they were just filaments of my imagination.

My LIGHT had been delayed by five hours

Once, I got a job as a film lighting technician. It was pretty spot on.

A company invented a light that could be powered by just a couple of lips.
– They named it a tulip bulb.

Four men were on a boat and had five candles.
– But they had nothing with them to light the candles.
– So they threw a candle overboard and then the whole boat became a candle lighter.

What do you call a candle in armor?

– A knight light

What are you LIGHTING in your book

My mom told me she wanted to brighten up her garden. So I helped her by planting some bulbs.

I decided to donate all of my lamps to goodwill.
– Now, I feel positively delighted.

There was a time when phones didn’t have any flashlights.
– Those were some dark days.

What did the green light say to the red light
– don’t look I’m changing

There were two traffic lights at the crossing.
– One traffic light said to another, “Stop looking, I am changing”.

I tried to look for lighters on Amazon, and all they gave me was 13,749 matches.

Why did you told LIGHT to me about your relationship with him

A light bulb and a generator were talking.
– The light bulb said, “I get a charge out of you”.

I would be late for my meeting today as my LIGHT had delayed

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