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Light puns in 2024

Why are you LIGHTING with her

I only and only want to see BULL – LIGHT at least for once in my life

Last night after a snowstorm I saw someone driving.
– They hadn’t brushed their headlights.
– Well, I guess, they weren’t too bright.

Some light bulbs decided to go do some shopping.
– So they went to the outlet store.

You are BRIGHT in this matter

I had an interview as a housesitter today.
– The lady said that it involved a little light housekeeping.
– Hearing I said, “I’ve never kept a lighthouse, but I’m willing to try”.

To – LIGHT I will make it the most memorable one for you

A fishing supply store opened in our area that only sells home lighting supplies and circuit breakers.
– They named the store ‘The Bait and Switch’.

An oil lamp was talking to a flickering candle.
– The lamp said to the candle, “do you want to go out?”

Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers

I just wish for your LIGHT future

There was a monk who used to meditate with a light bulb on.
– He hoped that it would help him reach enlightenment.

I should had listened to you as you were BRIGHT about him

I just flying LIGHT

I think something is wrong with my lamp. Because it seems a little light-headed.
– I’d like to know if anyone has any bright ideas on what to do about it.

Our electrician needed to change a few fluorescent lamps to brighten up the large conference room in our office.
– When I asked if he needed any help carrying them.
– He just told me, “no, this is light”.

Candles were used for the first time on a birthday cake by the people who just wanted to make light of their age.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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