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Light puns in 2024

There’s a way of lighting candles even when you don’t have matches.
– You just have to cut a bit off of the candle, so that it becomes a little lighter.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
– Just Juan.

You have such a LIGHT future ahead

I was at work yesterday and my boss told me, “lighten up”.
– I guess that’s fair. I am after all an electrician working at the theatre.

The globe and the lamp were having a conversation.
– The globe said, “You light up my world”.

I bought my sister some candles for her room. It looked pretty lit.

“did you go to the light show?”

– “Yeah it was lit”

God created alternating light and darkness for 24 hours.
– When an angel asked him what he was going to name it,
– God said, “I’ll call it a day.”

Plants are always very thin.
– That’s because they eat light.

I missed my LIGHT today

Electricity was installed for the first time in an English castle.
– That marked the introduction of the first knight-light.

You are taller than him, I think your BRIGHT is more than his

Your LIGHT would be from the International Airport

I always sleep with my bedroom lights on.
– They help me dream of bright ideas.

I started a charity to make sure that everyone has convenient lighting in their homes.
– Because I’ve always had a wish to be a PhiLAMPthropist.

Angels light their candles with matches made in heaven.

What did one traffic light say to the other.
– Stop looking I am changing

There was a girl who could light up the room, whenever she walked in.
– But then again, she was the only one who knew where the light switch was.

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