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Light puns in 2025

The Flash once lost 20lbs.
– His friends called him ‘Flashlight’ from then on.

The basic difference between hippos and Zippos: one is heavy and the other one is lighter.

The lamps decided to have a party.
– It was pretty lit.

A man with a stutter went to buy some light bulbs.
– Upon reaching the shop, he asked the seller about the brightness of the light bulbs.
– He asked, “Watt are those?”.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Flying LIGHT is also like an art

Fireflies have the ability to generate a bright light so they can attract other fireflies.
– They have “hi” beams.

You can’t really bury a lava lamp.
– Then it turns into a magma lamp.

My friend gave me a watch that had an LED flashlight.
– It’s my time to shine now.

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Programmers mostly prefer dark mode.
– It’s because light attracts bugs.

She LIGHT to me when I asked her about her affair with you

Two light bulbs decided to go out.
– It’s because they were hungry.

Thanks a lot more for making my LIGHT so unforgettable

I LIGHT be sounding rude to you but I am actually very upset at this moment

You are the LIGHT comer of this school

It usually takes three birds to change a light bulb but surely Toucan.

I once saw a candle inside a suit of armor on Halloween.
– I called it a knight light.

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