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Light puns in 2024

What do you call a candle in armor?

– A knight light

What are you LIGHTING in your book

My mom told me she wanted to brighten up her garden. So I helped her by planting some bulbs.

I decided to donate all of my lamps to goodwill.
– Now, I feel positively delighted.

There was a time when phones didn’t have any flashlights.
– Those were some dark days.

What did the green light say to the red light
– don’t look I’m changing

There were two traffic lights at the crossing.
– One traffic light said to another, “Stop looking, I am changing”.

I tried to look for lighters on Amazon, and all they gave me was 13,749 matches.

Why did you told LIGHT to me about your relationship with him

A light bulb and a generator were talking.
– The light bulb said, “I get a charge out of you”.

I would be late for my meeting today as my LIGHT had delayed

What are the timings for your LIGHT

This LIGHT happen that I may have to leave you alone for this movie

I hit my head yesterday on a light bulb, but it’s okay.
– Because it was a soft white.

My friend had 100 fibrous bundles and a table candle featuring glitter to light.
– That was pretty wicked.

did you hear about the light bulb party
— yeah it was pretty lit!

All the street lights are quite good friends with each other.
– Because they are always very pole-light.

You must get your eye – LIGHT checked

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