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Light puns in 2025

My friend gave me a watch that had an LED flashlight.
– It’s my time to shine now.

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Programmers mostly prefer dark mode.
– It’s because light attracts bugs.

She LIGHT to me when I asked her about her affair with you

Two light bulbs decided to go out.
– It’s because they were hungry.

Thanks a lot more for making my LIGHT so unforgettable

I LIGHT be sounding rude to you but I am actually very upset at this moment

You are the LIGHT comer of this school

It usually takes three birds to change a light bulb but surely Toucan.

I once saw a candle inside a suit of armor on Halloween.
– I called it a knight light.

How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?

– Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.

Noah must have used ark lights and floodlights for lightings in his ark.

Why is the LIGHTNESS of your laptop so low

The lamp didn’t eat much last night.
– It was just a light snack.

My dad was teaching me how to fix the car while I was holding a flashlight.
– I guess I’ll never be able to hold a candle to him.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.
– I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

The theme of that party is Black and LIGHT

I went out in the hall and It was a little dim, so I lit the lamps.
– I have a lot of bright ideas.

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