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Lime puns in 2025

Cor B-limey!

Sailing on the high squeeze.

Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?

The lemon failed its driving test
– because it kept peeling out.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed peelings.

A lemon was given only one minute to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

I couldn’t believe it either- it’s un-peel-ievable!

Back to the daily rind.

What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
– Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite

“This lemon is too sour,” he said bitterly.

One lemon said to the other lemon, “we are zest friends forever!”

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

I was sent to lime-out for a bad tackle.

I’m not sure if you know this but, I’m kind of a big peel.

Sour-ry for the lime puns.

A lock’s favorite food is key lime pie.

The lemon finally proposed and pipped the question.

I can’t wait to squeeze you!

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