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Lime puns in 2025

A-lime (align) those fruits with those veggies.

Ex-squeeze me sir!

I’m sexy and I grow it.

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

The lemon visited the doctor because it was not peeling well.

Take a walk on the wild seed!

Can you peel the love in the air?

Rinders keepers!

Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

What kind of lemon performs for charity?
– Lemon Aid.

Lime so done with this!

Just another way to sweeten the peel.

Don’t be so sour.

What do you get when you mix lime disease with avacados, and a tomato?
– Guacoma

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store
– because I couldn’t concentrate.

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