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Lime puns in 2025

A lock’s favorite food is key lime pie.

The lemon finally proposed and pipped the question.

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

A lemon uses pickup limes to get a date.

Don’t do the lime if you can’t do the crime.

You’re my main squeeze.

A dancing pie is also known as a lemon merengue.

When my dad got lime juice in his eye.
“Damn it. That lime is such a jew.”
“Wtf?”
“It’s hasidic.”

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Oh my peelings…

I can’t concentrate!

A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

I ate the lemon
– because it looked so a-peeling.

Dad jokes are sooo lime.

I will have to take you to the princi-peel’s office.

Do you need something tangy-ble?

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