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Lime puns in 2025

Lime yours!

Keep your eyes peeled.

Sourpuss.

A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

When you face a dilemma in life, just make di-lemonade.

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

Cor B-limey!

Sailing on the high squeeze.

Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?

The lemon failed its driving test
– because it kept peeling out.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed peelings.

A lemon was given only one minute to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

I couldn’t believe it either- it’s un-peel-ievable!

Back to the daily rind.

What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
– Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite

“This lemon is too sour,” he said bitterly.

One lemon said to the other lemon, “we are zest friends forever!”

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

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