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Lime puns in 2025

Lime is what you make of it.

I give this orange the peel of approval.

Sweet it under the carpet.

You’re simply the zest!

Why was the lemon by himself?
– Because the banana split.

If a lemon curd, it would.

Needless to say, the search for the stolen lemon tree remained fruitless.

Sub-lime effort from that man!

You got it ripe!

A pip off the old block.

The lemon visited the doctor
– because it was not peeling well.

The peel good factor.

Bitter late than never!

Juice be yourself.

Time to put these oranges to the zest.

The lemon pie went to the dentist
– because it needed fillings.

The search for the stolen lemons was fruitless.

When life gives you lemons, just find salt and tequila and enjoy the party!

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