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Lime puns in 2024

Bitter late than never!

Juice be yourself.

Time to put these oranges to the zest.

The lemon pie went to the dentist
– because it needed fillings.

The search for the stolen lemons was fruitless.

When life gives you lemons, just find salt and tequila and enjoy the party!

Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
– It ran out of juice.

We have to draw the lime right here.

I’m head over peels in love.

Bitter late than never.

[request] Punny name for a lime tree
Hi all,

so my boyfriend purchades a lime tree and wants to name it. As an aspiring dad and a pun artist his only demand for the name is for it to be punny.

Can you punny people come up with a funny name for alime tree?

Who is the most favorite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

The lemon went to the doctor
because it had a sour stomach.

What do you call it when you eat lemons at sunset?
– The golden sour.

What a time to be a-lime.

You ripe what you sow.

You grow dude!

What goes well with lime?
– A bean.

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