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Lime puns in 2024

Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
– It ran out of juice.

We have to draw the lime right here.

I’m head over peels in love.

Bitter late than never.

[request] Punny name for a lime tree
Hi all,

so my boyfriend purchades a lime tree and wants to name it. As an aspiring dad and a pun artist his only demand for the name is for it to be punny.

Can you punny people come up with a funny name for alime tree?

Who is the most favorite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

The lemon went to the doctor
because it had a sour stomach.

What do you call it when you eat lemons at sunset?
– The golden sour.

What a time to be a-lime.

You ripe what you sow.

You grow dude!

What goes well with lime?
– A bean.

The next person that asks for a concoction of lemon juice, pineapple juice, and orange juice with fruits is getting a punch.

All you seed is love!

Get juiced to it.

I’m going out of my rind

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

When you bump into a lemon it says “sour you doing?”

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