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Lime puns in 2025

Time to bask in the lime-light.

Oranges come from the wild zest.

Today, I taught my son how to zest a lime…
He was really grate!

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

The lemon didn’t do well at school because it couldn’t concentrate.

A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

Don’t worry about us, peel be fine.

All you seed is love.

I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
– But unfortunately Sierra Mist

You’re simply the zest!

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today. Turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.

Once upon a lime, there was a huge castle.

The feeling is pulp-able.

Pie believe in you.

So this happened as we were sitting down to a Key lime pie dessert tonight.
We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.

My dad looks over to me and says, “I guess it’s a Preline-Pie”

What does the lime say to the lemon?
– “Sour you doing?”

Do you know dino-saurs?
– They used to dominate this planet in the early citrus era.

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