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Lime puns in 2025

Optimus Lime – A fruit’s favorite Transformer.

You ripe what you sow.

Pip, pip, hooray!

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are deserted!

Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
– They got lime disease.

Juice be happy!

Laughter is the zest medicine.

I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

“This lemon is too sour” he said bitterly.

I give this orange the peel of approval.

Sweet it under the carpet.

You’re simply the zest!

Why was the lemon by himself?
– Because the banana split.

If a lemon curd, it would.

Needless to say, the search for the stolen lemon tree remained fruitless.

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