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Lime puns in 2025

Peel the burn.

You’re juice so sweet!

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

You’re my main squeeze!

Lemon and limes love to fight. They are bitter rivals.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– “I relish our time together!”.

Optimus Lime – A fruit’s favorite Transformer.

You ripe what you sow.

Pip, pip, hooray!

The lemon lawyer declared “I zest my case!”

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are deserted!

Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
– They got lime disease.

Juice be happy!

Laughter is the zest medicine.

I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.

The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

“This lemon is too sour” he said bitterly.

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