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Lime puns in 2025

Once upon a lime, there was a huge castle.

The feeling is pulp-able.

Pie believe in you.

So this happened as we were sitting down to a Key lime pie dessert tonight.
We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.

My dad looks over to me and says, “I guess it’s a Preline-Pie”

What does the lime say to the lemon?
– “Sour you doing?”

Do you know dino-saurs?
– They used to dominate this planet in the early citrus era.

Just some fruit for thought.

Zest your weary head.

The lemon meringue was a bit sad because she lost her zest for life.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

The lemon decided to hang out with a prune because it could not find a date.

When lemons start fighting all hell breaks juice!

Peel the burn.

You’re juice so sweet!

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

You’re my main squeeze!

Lemon and limes love to fight. They are bitter rivals.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– “I relish our time together!”.

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