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Lion puns in 2024

What did the lion say to the zookeeper that shaved its body bald but not the head?
– Aww mane, no fur!

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy lion.

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

There is nothing impaws-sible if you have the heart of a lion!

How did the lion stop the movie?
– He pressed paws.

What’s a lion’s favorite food?
– Baked beings.

What animals do you need to make a square?
– Four lions.

Vermil-lion – Dark red lion.

The lion and the calf may lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep ~ Woody Allen

What did the King of Pride Rock say?
– Simba, you are falling behind. I must ask you to Mufasa.

Why wasn’t the lion honest?
– ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

A creature is born of a lion mother and an eagle father. How does he get into Hogwarts?
– The Gryffindor.

Go fur it!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frostbite.

What do you call a show full of lions?
– The mane event.

What job does a lion do at a newspaper?
– Run the linotype machine!

What would be a better name than “king of the jungle” for a lion?
– They both have mega bites.

Before a lion eats, he says ” Let us prey“…

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