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Lion puns in 2025

Why don’t lions like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

On what day do lions hunt?
– Chewsday.

What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
– “Let us prey.”

Rebel-lion – When a group of lions fight the darkness of the Galactic Empire.

It was the nation and the race dwelling around the globe that had the lion’s heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar. ~ Winston Churchill

What do you call a lion with a kitten’s roar?
– Kitty Perry.

How do lions like to pass the time?
– By lion around!

How much does a lion trainer have to know?
– More than the lion!

You gotta stand fur what you believe in.

What do you call a lion’s reflection?
– A copycat.

What did the lion say to the zookeeper that shaved its body bald but not the head?
– Aww mane, no fur!

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy lion.

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

There is nothing impaws-sible if you have the heart of a lion!

How did the lion stop the movie?
– He pressed paws.

What’s a lion’s favorite food?
– Baked beings.

What animals do you need to make a square?
– Four lions.

Vermil-lion – Dark red lion.

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