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Lion puns in 2025

Lions are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!

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What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
– Let us prey…

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Why did the lion trainer accessorize his lions?
– So they could take pride in their appearance.

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What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
– A Li-on.

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Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

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Paws (Pause) – How you stop a lion’s television.

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Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?
– He was undercover.

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Why did the lion eat the lamp?
– He wanted a light lunch.

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The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…
– It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

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Pil-lion – Lion riding on the back of a motorbike.

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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. ~ Marlon Wayans

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For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away… a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

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What does the lion use to brush his mane?
– A catacomb.

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What baseball team do lions like?
– The Cubs.

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Roarsome, dude!!!

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What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

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Why are they terrible storytellers?
– They only have one tail.

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What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

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