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Lion puns in 2024

Why did the lion loose at poker?
– Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a good lion impression?
– A roaring success!

Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas time?
– They have sandy claws.

Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?
– He swallowed his pride.

The difference between a tiger and a lion is the tiger is missing the mane part.

What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?
– A dandy lion

How can we be sure that he is the King of the jungle when he’s always lion?!

What do you call a big cat with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

What does a lion do on a canoe?
– He uses his roar.

Dandy-lion – Lion wearing a stylish hat.

A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep. ~ Vernon Howard

What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
– A cub sandwich.

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frostbite.

Bil-lionaire

What do you call a lion with chicken pox?
– A dotted lion.

Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

What do you call a lion with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

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