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Lion puns in 2025

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
– He felt funny.

You’re so sweet… and I ain’t lion!

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion ~ Alexander the Great

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

What do lions wear to sleep?
– Paw-jamas!

Why don’t lions like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

Gang-lion (Ganglions are small lumps that develop on the tendons or joints of wrists/hands) – Group of lions who commit crime.

Why wasn’t the lion honest?
– ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

How was the lion after eating the clown?
– He felt funny.

What animal do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
– A chameleon.

What does a lion call his barber?
– His mane man.

“It was nice to meat you!” said Larry Lion.

What do lions do on a canoe?
– Use their roar!

What do you call a lion that changes color?
– A chamelion.

Where do you send a letter to a lion?
– Mane Street.

Mufasa wasn’t going to take mutiny lion down!

Every dog is a lion at home ~ Henry George Bohn

Who is the lion’s favorite football player?
– Lionel Messi.

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