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Lion puns in 2025

The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…
– It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

Pil-lion – Lion riding on the back of a motorbike.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. ~ Marlon Wayans

For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away… a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

What does the lion use to brush his mane?
– A catacomb.

What baseball team do lions like?
– The Cubs.

Roarsome, dude!!!

What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

Why are they terrible storytellers?
– They only have one tail.

What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

Why do lions eat more than other animals?
– They always get the lion’s share.

Be like a lion – EVERYTHING is paws-sible!

Why don’t lions like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

On what day do lions hunt?
– Chewsday.

What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
– “Let us prey.”

Rebel-lion – When a group of lions fight the darkness of the Galactic Empire.

It was the nation and the race dwelling around the globe that had the lion’s heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar. ~ Winston Churchill

What do you call a lion with a kitten’s roar?
– Kitty Perry.

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