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Lion puns in 2024

Which US state do lions live in?
– Maine.

How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?
– “Pleased to eat you!”

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What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
– A chameleon.

What does the lion call the barber?
– His mane man.

What do you call a lion playing golf?
– Roarin’ McIlroy.

What did the lion say when I asked what it was doing in my wardrobe?
– “Narnia business.”

When a lion greets the sheep, he says “Pleased to eat you!”

What do lions and computers have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

How do lions chill out?
– By lion around.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
– He felt funny.

You’re so sweet… and I ain’t lion!

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion ~ Alexander the Great

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

What do lions wear to sleep?
– Paw-jamas!

Why don’t lions like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

Gang-lion (Ganglions are small lumps that develop on the tendons or joints of wrists/hands) – Group of lions who commit crime.

Why wasn’t the lion honest?
– ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

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