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Lion puns in 2025

Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

What do you call a lion with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?
– A maney-yak.

Mane – Lion’s favorite US State.

What music do lions like?
– Country lion dancing.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frostbite.

What do you call a lion who hosts a talk show?
– Larry King of the Jungle.

Dandy-lion – A lion that’s really good.

A lion runs the fastest when he is hungry. ~ Salman Khan

What do you call the King of the Jungle’s reflection?
– A copycat.

Which US state do lions live in?
– Maine.

How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?
– “Pleased to eat you!”

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What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
– A chameleon.

What does the lion call the barber?
– His mane man.

What do you call a lion playing golf?
– Roarin’ McIlroy.

What did the lion say when I asked what it was doing in my wardrobe?
– “Narnia business.”

When a lion greets the sheep, he says “Pleased to eat you!”

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