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Lion puns in 2025

Why did Pumba’s pal call customer service?
– T’moan.

What’s a lion running a copy machine called?
– A copycat.

What is a lion’s favorite cookie?
– Chocolate chimp.

The lion was lost in a fureign country.

How does a lion move a boat?
– He uses roars.

Why did the lion cross the road?
– To stop the zebra crossing.

What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
– Lost.

A lion would never play golf, but a Tiger Wood.

Chewsday – Lion’s favorite day of the week.

What do lions say before dinner?
– Let us prey!

How did the lion greet the gazelle?
– Nice to eat you!

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger has the mane part missing.

Bil-lion

I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that would not shut up! ~ Ingrid Bergman

What do we call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?
– Moustacha!

What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?
– Lion-el Messi.

Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for his first performance with the lions?
– He wanted to take “pride” in his appearance.

Fureign – Army of werewolves.

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