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Lion puns in 2025

Why did the lion lose at poker?
– He was playing with a cheetah!

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What do lions wear to bed?
– Paw-jamas.

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You’re my mane man dude…

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How does a lion stop a video?
– By pressing paws.

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What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger is missing the mane part.

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Where does a lion sleep?
– Anywhere it wants to! Are you gonna stop it?!

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To get to the other pride.

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Fairy tails – What little lions love to hear before they go to bed.

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What is the lion’s favorite cheese?
– Roarquefort.

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What street does the big cat live on?
– Mane St.

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On which days do lions eat the most?
– Chewsdays.

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Mil-lionaire

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Why did the lion loose at poker?
– Because he was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call a good lion impression?
– A roaring success!

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Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas time?
– They have sandy claws.

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Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?
– He swallowed his pride.

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The difference between a tiger and a lion is the tiger is missing the mane part.

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What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?
– A dandy lion

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