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Lion puns in 2025

What do lions say before dinner?
– Let us prey!

How did the lion greet the gazelle?
– Nice to eat you!

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger has the mane part missing.

Bil-lion

I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that would not shut up! ~ Ingrid Bergman

What do we call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?
– Moustacha!

What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?
– Lion-el Messi.

Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for his first performance with the lions?
– He wanted to take “pride” in his appearance.

Fureign – Army of werewolves.

How does a lion greet other animals?
– I’m pleased to to eat you.

What do you call the pride’s police officers?
– Claw enforcement.

What is a lion’s favorite U.S. state to visit?
– Maine.

Why did the lion cross the savannah?
– To get to the other pride.

Don’t listen to his tall tails.

How do you stop an angry lion from charging?
– Take away his credit cards.

What animals make a square?
– Four lions.

How do you take a lion’s temperature?
– Very, very carefully.

Tril-lion

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