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Lion puns in 2025

Paws (Pause) – How you stop a lion’s television.

Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?
– He was undercover.

Why did the lion eat the lamp?
– He wanted a light lunch.

The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…
– It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

Pil-lion – Lion riding on the back of a motorbike.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. ~ Marlon Wayans

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