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Lion puns in 2025

What did the King of Pride Rock say?
– Simba, you are falling behind. I must ask you to Mufasa.

Why wasn’t the lion honest?
– ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

What job does a lion do at a newspaper?
– Run the linotype machine!

What would be a better name than “king of the jungle” for a lion?
– They both have mega bites.

Before a lion eats, he says ” Let us prey“…

What do you call a show full of lions?
– The mane event.

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