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Llama puns in 2025

What do llamas say when they meet someone new?fleeced to meet you!

What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?Alpaca my bags

What do llamas say when they’re trying to make an important decision? “Llama think about it.”

You should probably have it llamanated.

Alpacapella and dipllama!

Why didn’t the alpaca want coffee? He only drinks llamanade.

Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history? Osama Bin Llama.

Llamaste

My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!

What did their mum say about it? They looked like the spitting image of each other.

Check out Kendrick Llama or Llama Del Rey.

What’s a llama’s favorite movie?Alpacalypse now.

What is a llama’s favorite LL Cool J song? “Llama Said Knock You Out.

Llama mia, here I go again.

Alpaca my bags and alpaca lunch.

Why did the llama turn the music off at karaoke night? She wanted to sing alpacapella.

What do llamas say when things don’t go as planned? “Spit happens!!

Who is the llama spiritual leader? the Dalai Llama.

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