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Llama puns in 2025

Don’t worry. The alpacalypse and llamageddon don’t sound too bad.

What do you call a llama with his head underwater? Anything you want, he can’t hear you

That llama is a real playboy. I saw him riding his LLamborhini with girls every day

What’s llama’s favourite film? a llamadeus

What did the llama say to his friend? is your mama a llama.

Did you hear about the llama who wouldn’t go outside because her hair was messy? She’s such a llama queen!

What did the llama say to the grass? nice gnawing you !

What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?no spit sherlock.

What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? The Llamas and the Papas.

Your friend need help ? No prob llama.

What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca? Dont worry it a fal-s-llama.

What do you call the president of Llamaland? Barack Ollama.

When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”

Let’s take a ride in my llamborghini.

 Llama mia, here I go again.

What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic? Alpaca sandwich.

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?Dont worry .. you’ll get over this hump

How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?Fleece navidad.

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