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Llama puns in 2025

How do alpacas get you in the morning?they set heir Llamas.

Which side of a llama has the most fleece? The outside.

 In case of emergency, be sure to pull the fire allama.

Llama take a selfie!

Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!

Did you hear about the alpaca who tried to fly to the moon? What? No, llama say is that’s crazy.

Barack Ollama!

Why don’t you just save the drama for your llama?

What is a llama’s favorite Led Zeppelin song? “Whole Llama Love”.

What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?i guess alpaca my bags!

Why did the llama cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

One of the major religions in the llama world is Isllama.

My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!

I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.

Did you hear about the llama who wrote a book? He was a woolly thinker.

What did the llama say when he was robbed?I am Fleeced.

What do llamas do when they eat outside together?they have alpacanic

Llamas are Star Trek fans too! They love saying “Live llama and prosper.”

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