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Llama puns in 2025

What did the llama say to the grass? nice gnawing you !

What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?no spit sherlock.

What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? The Llamas and the Papas.

Your friend need help ? No prob llama.

What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca? Dont worry it a fal-s-llama.

What do you call the president of Llamaland? Barack Ollama.

When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”

Let’s take a ride in my llamborghini.

 Llama mia, here I go again.

What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic? Alpaca sandwich.

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?Dont worry .. you’ll get over this hump

How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?Fleece navidad.

How do llamas like to cook their food? On a spit.

No prob llama!

What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?any thing he cant hear you

What did the alpaca say when her friend asked how far the beach was? It’s spitting distance.

One of the biggest hip-hop stars in Llamaville put on a concert. He was spitting fire

I got a wool llama love for you!

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