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Llama puns in 2025

Don’t worry. The alpacalypse and llamageddon don’t sound too bad.

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What do you call a llama with his head underwater? Anything you want, he can’t hear you

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That llama is a real playboy. I saw him riding his LLamborhini with girls every day

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What’s llama’s favourite film? a llamadeus

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What did the llama say to his friend? is your mama a llama.

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Did you hear about the llama who wouldn’t go outside because her hair was messy? She’s such a llama queen!

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What did the llama say to the grass? nice gnawing you !

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What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?no spit sherlock.

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What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? The Llamas and the Papas.

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Your friend need help ? No prob llama.

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What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca? Dont worry it a fal-s-llama.

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What do you call the president of Llamaland? Barack Ollama.

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When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”

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Let’s take a ride in my llamborghini.

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 Llama mia, here I go again.

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What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic? Alpaca sandwich.

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What did the llama say to the depressed camel?Dont worry .. you’ll get over this hump

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How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?Fleece navidad.

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