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Llama puns in 2024

You should probably have your card llamanated.

What did the vicuña say back? Wool have to see about that.

What did the llama say when he was invited on vacation?Alpaca my bags!!

Where do llamas go for a nice holiday?shangri-llama

What do you call a really big llama? A wooly mammoth!

What’s a llama’s favorite drink? llamonade

What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics?my Llama dont like you but she likes everyone.

How do vicuñas wake up in the morning? They use allama clocks.

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer? wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

Llama take a selfie!

Going to the beach ? Alpaca towel

Where do llamas go on vacation?Alpacapuco.

How do other animals ask a llama’s name? Como te llama?

What do you get when you cross a llama, camel and cow? A llamadairy!

What do you call a secret group of llamas?the i-llama-inati.

Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see? Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.

If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

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